R. Butler Inc.
West County Road 1400 North
the web: www.ButlerCoach.com
The holiday season is upon us meaning that the weather is going to start
to turn cold so far we have been fortunate with days in the 50’s and 60’s,
but our local meteorologist says this is going to change soon.
With this change in the weather now is the time to get the routine
maintenance done on your vehicles, and if you feel this is a bit of a hassle,
call us and replace your vehicle make it easy on yourself.
Currently Cadillac is offering a $2,500.00 rebate and Lincoln a $2,750.00
rebate for all 2010 Funeral coaches. If
you need to lower your tax burden the IRS still has in place the Section 179
which allows you to write off up to $125,000.00 this year, talk to your
accountant to see if is right time to buy a new Eagle or Krystal coach, or maybe
one of the pre-driven coaches we have in stock.
We at Butler Coach would like to thank all of those who attended the
I.F.D.I annual Convention and the N.F.D.A. Convention in which we were
exhibitors. Also would like to thank
all of this who attended the Indiana Funeral Supply Sales Club conference and
the Mid-America Alumni Association conference in which we were speakers. We look
forward to seeing you at the Indiana Funeral Directors Associations Mid-Winter
conference February 16-17, 2010 at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Indianapolis and
also the Indiana Funeral Directors Association annual convention June 7-9, 2010
at Lucas Oil Stadium, in Indianapolis. Please
contact I.F.D.A. at
1-800-846-0746 for more
We thank all of the fine firms that we had the privilege of serving this
year, and if you were not one of these firms that you will give us an
opportunity to serve you in the future. Please
find a small token of our appreciation with this desk calendar.
We wish all a Happy and Healthy Holiday Season.
Coach Would Like to Thank the Following firms for their recent purchases:
Funeral Home & Crematory, Crown Point, Indiana
Funeral Home Monticello, Indiana
Brothers Mortuary, Indianapolis, Indiana
Funeral Home Decatur, Illinois
Funeral Home, Terre Haute, Indiana
Funeral Chapel, Bloomington, Indiana
Mortuary, Brownsburg, Indiana
Funeral Home Piqua, Ohio
Funeral Home, Michigan City, Indiana
Cadillac Eagle Ultimate Elite
Leather Front Interior
Cloth Rear Interior
Cadillac Eagle Kingsley
Cadillac Federal Heritage
Cadillac L.C.W. 48-inch Limousine
Still has some Factory Warranty
Cadillac Federal 65-inch V.I.P. Limousine
and Glass Holders hidden in door
Cadillac Superior Combination
Era Correct Cot and Cot Cover
Traded For Not In Stock 2001 S&S Masterpiece Black over Black
A Man boarded a Plane with 6 kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle
from him leaned over to him asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”
He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are the customer complaints.”
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
drugs.” The ranchers says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,”
as he points out the location.
DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes
his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
“See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish,
on any land. No questions asked or
answers given. Have I made myself
clear? Do you understand?”
rancher nod politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.
short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer
running for his life chased by the ranchers’ big Santa Getrudis bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems
that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified. The
ranchers throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his
badge! Show him you BADGE!!!!”
little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see
what’s up. The little boy is
sitting on the toilet reading a book. But
about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips on to the toilet seat
with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
Mother says: “Billy, are you alright? You have been in here for a while.”
Billy says “I’M fine, Mommy.. I just have gone doody yet.”
Mothers Says: “OK you can stay in here a few more minutes.
But Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Says: “Works for Ketchup.”
When I was
younger, I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of the aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'...
They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9,
and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Only Does Butler Coach sell The Finest Funeral Vehicles From Eagle Coach and
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