R. Butler Inc.
West County Road 1400 North
the web: www.ButlerCoach.com
Spring is here and with that the weather that we have been waiting for it
seems like forever. The daffodils
are blooming and a new beginning is taking hold.
With this new beginning it may be time to start with a funeral coach or
limousine with a new beginning for your firm, a new fresher image.
We understand that it looks tough out there but with every crisis there
is an opportunity. As Mark Twain said, I was seldom able to see an
opportunity until it had ceased to be one.”
As I write this letter to you our suppliers are giving some of the most
generous discounts that they have given in years, their little way to try to
stimulate the economy. This may be
the right time to upgrade your coach or limousine with us.
With spring here that means that the Convention season will be in full
swing soon. This year the Indiana
Funeral Directors Association convention will be held
May 5-7 2009 at the Indianapolis
Convention Center. With three days of exhibit floor time please stop by our
booth. We will have a 2009 Silver Cadillac Eagle Ultimate Elite with an Oval
window in our booth. There
will also be a stock unit that you can take home right off the convention floor,
so bring your checkbooks. We are
one of the presenters for the Vermillion County Funeral Directors Association
Seminar on April 22, 2009 at the Days Inn in Danville, Illinois from 8:00 a.m.
to 5:00 p.m. C.D.T. This seminar has been approved for 8 CE hours; contact Mike
Rortvedt at 217-304-1274 for more information.
At Butler Coach not only do we sell the finest funeral coaches and
limousines by companies like Eagle Coach and Krystal Enterprises we also sell
Ferno funeral equipment, and when the time comes we are licensed real estate
broker that can sell your funeral home.
2005 Cadillac Eagle Ultimate Elite
19,000 miles Silver/Silver available Mid-May
2004 Cadillac Eagle Ultimate Elite
32,000 miles Black/Black
2004 Cadillac L.C.W. 48-inch
Commuter Limousine 44,000 miles Black/Black
2003 Cadillac Eagle Kingsley 34,000
2001 Lincoln M&M 63,000 miles
Limousine Style Silver/Silver
1998 Cadillac Eagle Ultimate
Black/White 28,000 miles
1996 Federal White/White 42,000
for the most up to date inventory and also pictures of the above vehicles.
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A wife takes a lover home
during the day while her husband is at work.
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
A few days
later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a
game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The
Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to rip off your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that again; you're in my closet now.'
is a quiz for people who know everything!
I found out in a hurry
that I didn’t. These are not
trick questions. They are straight
questions with straight answers
What famous North American
landmark is constantly moving backward?
Of all the vegetables, only two
can live to produce on their own for several growing season.
All other vegetables must be replanted every year.
What are the only two perennial vegetables?
What fruit has its seeds on the
In many liquor stores you can buy
pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottler.
The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been
cut in any way. How did the pear
get inside the bottle?
Only three words in Standard
English begin with the letter “dw” and they are all common words. Name two
There are 14 punctuation marks in
English grammar. Can you name at
least half of them?
Name the only vegetable or fruit
that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked or in any other form except
Name six or more things that you
can wear on you feet that begin with letter “S”
Name the one sport in which
neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until
the contest ends.
Work on apartment, get free funeral
A New York City funeral director is offering a deal to die for.
Peter Dohanich put an ad on Craigslist seeking a reliable contractor to fix up his apartment in exchange for a full service funeral.
Dohanich, who is licensed in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, says he wants a contractor to build a sitting room off the living room of his ground floor apartment.
In return, Dohanich says he'll provide a full funeral, including cremation or burial, embalming, a coffin, viewing, church service, and even a hearse or limo for loved ones.
The 51-year-old Dohanich admits some may view his ad as bizarre, but he says it's savvy, not spooky.
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an
One night, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation
or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of
money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child support until the child
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the
baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'
on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange
post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it
later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
her husband read the card, turned white,
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.'
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